Rajesh - Some toast?

Apparently- I need to have someone raise a toast at the wedding. After much scratching of head, have designated One Uncle (mine) to to this for us. He, I'm sure will give a traditional goan toast which will include the caring, sharing, no adultery bit.

Also think that we need to have another lighthearted toast from someone who is special to both K and me. We have mutually elected Rajesh (Because he thinks K has very nice lips and K so touched- has never forgotten, and because he's one of my best friends) to do the honors and and along with a friend of mine - Arthi, who introduced K and me (they were math tution buddies).

Jesh gleefully accepted, until he figured that 'the toast' was a serious event that will have to be conducted at the beginning of the reception (when he is sober) before 500 odd people.

Kavi has been bugging him with toast jokes- Toast for breakfast? Toast to the cricket team?

Jesh- some egg on toast?